Saturday, May 10, 2014

NFL Draft

Last day of the NFL Draft! Yes, there is more than one day...surprised? me too!  This is for football, but I was confused as to why the NFL is promoting baseball. Did you notice how every draft pick receives a brand spankin new BASEBALL hat?! Is that confusing to anyone else? Baseball is my favorite sport, and apparently it's the NFL's favorite sport too?! WAHOO! Where my Cleveland Indians fans at?  Speaking of Cleveland...the Cleveland Browns seemed to have learned a few things from Kevin Costner in the movie "Draft Day." I have to say that they are some quick studies! I wish that movie would have hit theaters in say 1996! Welcome to Cleveland Johnny Manziel! Here is what you have won...Snow from September to May (when is football season again?), scorching humidity that lasts 24/7 from June to August, and don't forget Lake Erie named for it's collection of tears from Cleveland sports fans due to unnatural losses of countless athletic events...wait did you hear that? Every time a Cleveland team loses, a frog in Lake Erie croaks. LeBron James (you knew he had to show up here eventually) won my heart back just a tiny bit today when he was spotted wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey with the number 1 on it to salute ole Johnny Football. Now if he could just take back the New York baseball hat he wore to the Cleveland Indians playoff game in 2007.  Wait, I had it wrong this whole time! He was just representing New York football because when you like a football team you wear a baseball hat! LeBron you really do love Cleveland!

Blessings and Croaking frogs,

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The Queen of Comedy Lisa Belluomini & The First Lady of Comedy, DeAnn Alaine